Working in a nursing home, a society dominated by women, I have learned a very fine process of keeping to myself. Now, I am not saying that men don’t gossip or say things we shouldn’t, because we do. However, men do it because we don’t think before we speak. Women do it, as one aid told me, because women see other women as competition.
Why they see each other as competition, I have no i-fucking-dea! I have seen women bitch about another woman and turn around and say, “I don’t gossip” or “if you have a problem with me, bring it to me”. I have seen women blast other women, while at the same time, claiming that they are tired of the drama.
I have had compliments on how calm, cool and collected I can be, of how I look like I am just taking a walk in the park; a storm can be raging and there I am, a stout oak tree in the midst of the wind. I have seen women I work with, that I know for a fact have trash talked one another behind each other’s backs, but when they are face-to-face, they act like best friends. It is sickening!!!
Like I told a male aid I sometimes work with, I don’t know what it is-maybe it’s because there are men around (roosters in the hen house), but the wome like to prop themselves up to be bigger and badder than what they are. They don’t take no shit off anyone! They always seem ready to whoop someone’s ass! Oh, and they’re just a bitch!
Really? You’re just a bitch? You’re proud of this? You’re proud that you can go to work, jump someone’s ass for possibly no reason at all, not knowing what they have going on in their lives, and you’re proud of this? Granted, I have had men tell me that they are an ass and I give them the same time of day I do these women:
I have one nurse, in her sixties and an ass kisser, that will purposely try to get an aid in trouble. I don’t talk to her. I stay away from her. She can kiss my ass!
And the communication in nursing homes is atrocious! I think I have figured out why.
When women are home with their men and they have a problem, they brood. One wire is connected to another wire; one track drifts off to another track; one thought begets another. Soon, men, you will find that you are facing charges of high treason for actions you can no longer recall!
Women the longer you sit there and try to have a us figure it out, the less of a shit we give. As Waylon Jennings once said: my shive-a-gitter’s broke! And thus it goes in the medical field. Women naturally assume that other women know what they are thinking! Fucking wrong!
With that being said, there are some things that men can do better and some things that women can do better. By and large, men are men, and women are women. However, each person is their own individual. Reason being, I guess, that I am not with the “norm” and don’t regard sex with the highest prority.
Be that as it may, there is something I want to get off my chest.
Women like to talk. A lot. They want to talk about their day, their feelings and emotions and they cannot understand why a man doesn’t want to talk about his. Women like detail.
Whereas men, unless we are politicians, our statements are simple and to the point. Men, you can ask your wife for a cup of coffee or for her to pass the butter, and get a thirty minute conversation out of it. No, honey, I just want to melt it down so I can dip my hand into it and go to the bathroom and masturbate.
One pastor illustrated it best when he said that men’s minds are segregated up into boxes. And each box has it’s own function for everything in his life. When a man wants to relax and shut down, he goes to the box that has absolutely nothing in it. This is why men don’t like discussing their feelings. This is why we can sit and relax and clockout for the day.
However, with women’s brains, everything is interconnected, as I previously stated. Women cannot fathom how we can sit there and think not a single solitary fucking thing! Even when we are watching football or our favorite sport, our one-dimensional minds are trained on that game. Reason being why, when women notice this, they try to distract us and gain our attention.
AND THEN THEY GET PISSED WHEN WE ARE WATCHING OUR FAVORITE FUCKING TEAM PLAY!!!
Women, if you are reading this, I wouldn’t feel so proud that your minds are multi-dimensional and you like to talk more. It just means that you like to argue more. Like I have told people at work, “experts” write more books about women than they do men (don’t fact check me on this), because they are hoping that by some miracle, they will be able comprehend even what they are writing.
Three times in the last two days, I have asked simple, basic things of my wife and gotten an argument. When I first started out as a nurses aid, it was like pulling teeth just to get my wife to hang up my scrubs, rather than fold them, crumple them and let them get all wrinkled.
One time a few years ago, we were at my in-laws and we had taken along some of my boys’ favorite movies. One of my boys had taken a DVD out and laid it playing side down. I had our youngest-then a baby-fast asleep in my arms in a chair. I asked my wife to pick up the DVD and put it in to play. Right in front of her family, I got a fucking argument out of it!
Had it not been for a woman I absolutely detest, I was close to exploding. Goddamn it! Stop fucking arguing with me and pick up the goddamn DVD!!!
And each and every time, I get “sorry”.
Whatever. You’re a woman. You can’t help it!
Til we meet again,