One day a funeral director noticed something odd about a woman’s body in the embalming room. He went and got the second director and said, “come quick! There’s a shrimp sticking out of that woman’s pussy!”
The second director could hardly believe it, but he had to see for himself.
“You idiot!” he fumed. “That isn’t a shrimp! That’s a clitoris!”
“Huh,” said the first director. “It sure tastes like shrimp!”